Hulk Mania!
Here’s a fine question if ever there was one, a question which I think you’ll find will matter to you–if you’re a boy, or an all-action film loving girl–even if you’ve not thought once of this green angry man since your childhood: who or what could challenge the Hulk? Personally I’m stumped. To let your opinion be known, hit the link!
OK, so I’ve done some serious thinking. It’s hard to show that with only a sentence but trust me, I have. Here’s where I’m at–I’m going to go the non obvious route (mainly because I am still stumped): I’m going to say that somewhere, hidden in all those TV shows and films, is a clue or two as to what could challenge the Hulk; I’m thinking not along the lines of some mean monster or piece of government technology, no, that’d be far too obvious—I’m thinking of some baked goods which bring terrible memories flooding back to the Hulk…or a certain kind of awful toilet-paper—probably the tracing-paper kind which is extremely abrasive and would give any kind of monster the willies—which reminds of those horrible pre-Hulk school days.
Hang on a minute–all this thinking is finally going somewhere. Maybe the Green Giant—the infamous man on the tins of sweet-corn—would give the Hulk a run for his money? I can’t imagine the Hulk would be particularly pleased if someone turned up impersonating him and smiling his massive head off as if to rub the insult in further. The man / monster gets angry for much less, after all.
Who knows if we’ll ever find out? That tends to grate on me to be honest; I loved the Edward Norton film but I need more of the Hulk. I think we all do. No matter how old I get, I’ll never be too old to appreciate a good bit of old fashioned Hulk carnage.